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#1 2005-06-10 16:08:53
- Rxke
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Re: Astronauts to testify from spaceto-Mars - Live from ISS! You heard it here first!
In the " ISS woes and to Mars" thread, there was a mention of the live congressional testimony frm the ISS, on which GCNRevenger replied:
"Such an invaluble asset not just to NASA and Americans, but to the entire world, with huge potential (*bzzzt, light fixture shorts out*).. and, uh.. vital to the Vision for Space Exploration becausSSSSSS- (camera mic too close to pinhole leak) -ssssnd to America's future in space with our pa-aa-CHOO! (sneezing from oxygen candle dust).. Yes, *sniffles, rubs eyes,* our partnership with our international (*BUMP* "what was that?" in the background) ...al-allies in the greatest of human endeav- (*screen goes blank from comm computer failure, or worse*)"
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#2 2005-06-10 16:09:34
- Rxke
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Re: Astronauts to testify from spaceto-Mars - Live from ISS! You heard it here first!
*connection comes back up, there is sound, but no images , much arguing heard in horrible Russian*
*live interpreter:*
"Youri, you mother of a fowl, not time now to try to work on illegal wodka still! Me fifteen minutes importaAAAGHRL"
*live translation, in another voice:*
"We are now in Earth's shadow, that's why it is so dark, errrmmm... to keep the biorythm ermmm... dobrovniye"
*camera flickers on, dirty sock floats into view*
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#3 2005-06-10 20:59:07
- Palomar
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Re: Astronauts to testify from spaceto-Mars - Live from ISS! You heard it here first!
*connection comes back up, there is sound, but no images , much arguing heard in horrible Russian*
*live interpreter:*
"Youri, you mother of a fowl, not time now to try to work on illegal wodka still! Me fifteen minutes importaAAAGHRL"
*live translation, in another voice:*
"We are now in Earth's shadow, that's why it is so dark, errrmmm... to keep the biorythm ermmm... dobrovniye"
*camera flickers on, dirty sock floats into view*
*I want to hear them sing 2000 Light Years From Home (old Rolling Stones song).
Complete with the original psychedelic sound and everything (no skimping!).
--Cindy
We all know [i]those[/i] Venusians: Doing their hair in shock waves, smoking electrical coronas, wearing Van Allen belts and resting their tiny elbows on a Geiger counter...
--John Sladek (The New Apocrypha)
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