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#1 2005-01-15 00:06:31
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What came before the Big Bang?
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#2 2005-01-15 12:44:51
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Nothing. There is no "before" the big bang, that's what started time. :laugh:
Yeah, our current model of cosmology is pretty screwed up, but it's the best we have. If it doesn't satisfy you you can always go back to believing that story about the Earth being a flat plate sitting on an infinate pile of turtles.
A mind is like a parachute- it works best when open.
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#3 2005-01-15 17:01:09
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"Nothing. There is no "before" the big bang, that's what started time."
Yes there is just one thing that came before the "Big Bang."
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#4 2005-01-16 15:55:30
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Maybe time is circular and the big crunch is before and after the big bang.
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#5 2005-01-16 18:20:31
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I don't get it.
A mind is like a parachute- it works best when open.
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#6 2005-01-16 20:07:17
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Ok here it is!
4 play
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#7 2005-01-16 20:07:44
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Ok here it is!
4 play 
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#8 2005-01-16 20:44:36
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har... har... har...
"Yes, I was going to give this astronaut selection my best shot, I was determined when the NASA proctologist looked up my ass, he would see pipes so dazzling he would ask the nurse to get his sunglasses."
---Shuttle Astronaut Mike Mullane
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#9 2005-01-16 23:12:03
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Worst. Joke. Ever. It doesn't even make that much sense.
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#10 2005-01-17 13:56:34
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Worst. Joke. Ever. It doesn't even make that much sense.
Actually it does but it is not really apropriate for this form. I figured the answer might be along that line.
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