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*Recently in this folder we've had threads created asking what we think aliens might look like; if we might be able to eat alien lifeforms; what aliens might think of the way we look; what you'd ask an alien, etc.
Here's my question: What are the chances procreation between humanoid species of different worlds is possible, ala Mr. Spock of Star Trek? ???
Will there some day be an Amanda and a Sarek?
--Cindy :;):
We all know [i]those[/i] Venusians: Doing their hair in shock waves, smoking electrical coronas, wearing Van Allen belts and resting their tiny elbows on a Geiger counter...
--John Sladek (The New Apocrypha)
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Chances for procreation? Nil.
Chaces for sex... depends.
Kirk seemed to be interested mianly in the latter. :laugh:
Apparently the "Prime Directive" didn't apply to conjugal visits... "No my green-skinned baby, this is in the interest of Science, I assure you..."
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If an alien species is even physically close enough that you'd want to make the attempt we'd have many questions needing answering.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Like if "marriage" means between two sentient people, or just a human-man and a human-woman.
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:laugh:
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Are we the reproductive system of the Earth?
"We go big, or we don't go." - GCNRevenger
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I once saw Carl Sagan in a particularly dismissive mood, referring to humans in hollywood movies and T.V. shows mating with aliens.
He said a human would have a much better chance of mating successfully with a petunia than an alien from outer space!
:laugh:
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Call me old fashion, but I think I will stick with one human female - my wife.
But if I wasn't married, TPol]http://www.trek5.com/images/wallpaper/tpol03/tpol03.jpg]T'Pol could tempt me to convert to a Vulcan
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I once saw Carl Sagan in a particularly dismissive mood, referring to humans in hollywood movies and T.V. shows mating with aliens.
He said a human would have a much better chance of mating successfully with a petunia than an alien from outer space!
:laugh:
*Oh brother! lol...
I should read more Sagan. I've got 2 of his books waiting on the closet shelf...
--Cindy
We all know [i]those[/i] Venusians: Doing their hair in shock waves, smoking electrical coronas, wearing Van Allen belts and resting their tiny elbows on a Geiger counter...
--John Sladek (The New Apocrypha)
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I suppose you could clumsily sue-hank together the "genomes" of two different extra-terrestial species, but you would probably end up with a ugly, confused and very depressed character from a Douglas Adams book.
An "fraternal" relations between aliens will most likely be limited to "I will touch your pleasure parts if you touch mine". That I see nothing wrong with. I actually foresee an entire industry devoted to video-taping this art. I'm pretty sure right now that, if I bothered, I could look up "alien fetish" on google and I would get something already.
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I'm trying to imagine the Crab People of the Pevor nebula, the ones with those huge fangs, and giant mandible claws touching pleasure spots... :laugh:
How do porcupines have sex?
Very, very carefuly.
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Through its profile of Mercury de Sade, a computer programmer obsessed with the erotic potential of alien life, Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish introduces a new perversion into the lexicon of sexual pathologies: exophilia, an abnormal attraction for beings from worlds beyond earth.
Unlike other fetishes, whose objects may be difficult but not impossible to obtain, exophilia is a sexual desire for something that is literally not to be found on earth. The necrophile can rob a cemetery, the foot fetishist can steal shoes, but where is an alien sex fiend to find the objects of his desire? A basic inability to satisfy his fetish inspires sadism in Mercury de Sade, and though obsessed with extraterrestrials he is thus compelled to victimize a series of "ninfas" or young girls...
But can a human, however alluring, ever compensate for the fantastic sexuality to be expected of extraterrestrials? If aliens are more intelligent than man, then might they — must they — not be more sexually advanced than man too?
Written in a style that ranges from documentary to satire, Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish draws a portrait of sexual obsession through interrelated series of short texts — pornographic visions, narrative fragments, philosophical speculations, diary excerpts, parables, parodies, syllogisms, snippets of computer code — which may be read either in sequence or in various collage-like patterns.
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Shoot. We already knew this. Every MIB fan knows that supermarket tabloids are the best investigative reporting on the planet. :sleep:
"We go big, or we don't go." - GCNRevenger
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EDIT: Removed useless post.
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