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LoL funny
https://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/ … rse/135533
The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 100 assistant neutrons, and 435 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 535.
These 535 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming toxic isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical point of concentration.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 8 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
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That would be funny, if the listed characteristics were not so true.
GW
GW Johnson
McGregor, Texas
"There is nothing as expensive as a dead crew, especially one dead from a bad management decision"
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There are also many traits to governments and even the UN at this point
Only a 3 ring circle could be funnier...
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CERN drafts plans to idle accelerators due to Europe’s energy crunch
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HeHeHeHe - when the early universe stated laughing.
or Q Why can’t you trust sub atomic particles?
A they make up everything.
Antimatter: how the world’s most expensive — and explosive — substance is made
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/202 … /101948092
Tiny Bubbles of Primordial Soup Recreate Early Universe
https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti … -universe/
CERN publishes its first Nuclear Safeguards Policy
https://home.cern/news/official-news/ce … rds-policy
CERN has recently published a Nuclear Safeguards Policy. This Policy formalises CERN’s longstanding commitment to non-proliferation
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Mars_B4_Moon,
Remember the good old days when you could just leave your Plutonium-239 laying around without a care in the world?
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