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#1 2006-11-26 15:34:02

Bentherdonthat
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Registered: 2006-05-05
Posts: 48

Re: Calling forth the Space Militia

I do not have to much room to talk here my security on my independent space exploration was a diasaster. One would contaminate his space voyages coming or going. Either taking a undesirble from earth or finding some undesirble alien on another planet and bringing it back to earth. I remember on a intersteller flight a landing on this planet and found a alien bug being young I just step on the bug to kill it the bug cling to my heel I walk back and got on board the space craft then we departed the bug began to chew threw my heel and grew at a alarming rate afraid of damaging the vehicle with a gun or laser it made it back to earth. On another voyage some galaxy we had a bug hit  same as  on your car window some giant bugs would propel themselves into space from a low gravity  planet and attemp to grab a asteroid for a free hitch hike, the bug hit was smash but still lived we where notify by earth when we aproach of a alien life form the marines flame throwers greeted us as we landed.
To the story :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  back when Nasa was just starting out with there astronaut training crew in the  60's this Airforce officer comes up to me and said I need some trade work done :twisted:  he told me he bullshited his way in to the astronaut physical instructor and found out every one was a frog jumping 20 foot fences and other rotten type of frog calastinics. He said he dosent want anything to doo with nasa space astronouat. So I went down to Nasa training center and sure enough they where sicking frog men jumping fences, box's and stuff it was just discusting. So I got my laser sentry's out amphibiancide dusted down there training center and got into a jet straffled and bomb the astronaut frogs. I dought if I had eliminated the concept and  just told them those frogs are just frightning to us young children.
I might also add I was intercepted by a couple of Jets off some carrier at sea
and before we engage into  air combat I contacte one of the pilots about what the scam was that the Nasa Astronauts where a bunch of frogs for their moon leep. He went over some prior knowledge and I filled in some missing puzzle parts and  he  :twisted: join me to bomb strafle and slaughter more Astronauts.

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