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#126 Re: Not So Free Chat » You're a 1st martian Settler II - Continued from the previous madness » 2005-03-14 13:57:58

Trebuchet's Journal, March 29, 2103

No reply has been received on any frequency from the new arrivals from Earth, and Lord Vlork has ceased hostilities against them. If they want to fight we may have to fight alone. I fear for the worst, and the colonists here are worried as well.

Addendum to Journal: Handed out beer and booze for free, we are much less worried now. We have agreed to fire a rocket from the Sergeant Pepper as a warning shot over their base.

#127 Re: Not So Free Chat » Beyond Darwin - "We can evolve you" » 2005-03-13 23:48:11

Correct, the argument of the side against using embryonic stem cells is completely focused on the actual process of harvesting the cells - which neccessarily entails the destruction of the embryo in question currently (except for techniques like the umbilical cord extraction mentioned above). It's primarily an argument based on 'what is a human', and I side with the religious conservatives here.

In fact, judging by the likelihood of human speciation in the future - I figure the odds of that happening via genetic tinkering in the next century being higher than the chances of Mars colonization in the same time period - it's probably a smart bet to agree with the line of reasoning that human life begins at conception, because it's setting a precendent that the definition for 'human' should be set as wide as possible. That will come in handy when the inevitable occurs and the genus homo gains a new member.

BTW, I feel that germline engineering is inevitable. It's one of those arms-race scenarios where if you don't do it, someone else will and god help you if you don't keep up. The trouble Europe has with its overly generous welfare systems, low productivity and high unemployment right now will look like nothing if their GM phobia forces them to compete against a whole slew of genetically enhanced Americans, Chinese, Koreans, etc, just for an example. On the other hand, I question how much 'genetic stratification' will occur - I suppose it depends on how expensive the procedure is. If it's cheap, you might see a push for some sort of standard set of 'upgrades', the way states require certain vaccinations for schoolchildren.

I also question the 'Gattaca' fear, partially because people are irrational (and thus there will be a significant amount of discrimination against the 'genetically enhanced') and partly because there is no particular 'sweet spot' of desireable upgrades which would be must-have. The designer babies would be a pretty diverse bunch.

As for Cobra's original question:

Perhaps before anything else we have to ask ourselves do we want to be one species of human on many worlds, or many species of human each with their own world?

I do favor the latter more than the former, for the simple reason that, biologically, adaptive radiation is the best long-term survival strategy. It's an insurance policy for the heritage of intelligent life on Earth against an uncertain universe.

#128 Re: Not So Free Chat » You're a 1st martian Settler II - Continued from the previous madness » 2005-03-13 01:12:57

OOC: Lord Vlork is Cobra, yes. Other things of note: there are at least three colonized areas: the one in Hellas Basin (Cindy et al), one in Chryse Planitia centered around the TempleBar (Myself and Rkxe), and Lord Vlork's base out in the boonies (Cobra). The TempleBar has ham radio broadcasting the output of the karaoke mike, ranting cultists, and advertisements, which your colonists should stumble across sooner or later and give you something to check out. The robots have Lord Vlork's commandments on the front and advertisements for the TempleBar on the back.

The Yu Knights comes from U-NITED nations. They are the UN teams sent to establish international control over Mars, and were violently and humorously annihilated by various people. There is also an earlier US relief mission that PurdueUSA was RPing which has presumably assimilated or founded another colony area somewhere.

And back in character...


Trebuchet's Journal, Earthdate March 27, 2103

Times are getting exciting again. Word reached me that the first  submarine built to visit the Hellas colony was finished, and fresh on the news of the Sergeant Pepper being completed, we recieved word that a fresh shipment of Earth colonists, probably UN targets, have been sent. They have landed to our SW. I have recieved word - or rather, followers of Lord Vlork whacked out on booze loudly yelled to the whole bar - that they had launched a recon mission of robots to check things out. I haven't yet heard about any success or failure on their part. I'm stuck here running the show, sadly, otherwise I'd check things out. Still... I'm going to broadcast advertisements on every frequency I can, just to see if they have peaceful intentions.

I'm also offering free drinks to help me build a bomb shelter. All I really have to do is widen some of the rabbit warrens the mutant bunnies have made and make them airtight. Oh well, we'll just barbecue them and be done with them. It's not like the Hellas colonists don't hate us enough for being 'rabbit eaters' as it is.

There's also the matter of who gets to captain the Sergeant Pepper. I doubt any UN troops planned on a NAVAL war...

OOC: Position of submarine captain is open to anyone who wants it, someone get it. ^_^

#129 Re: Intelligent Alien Life » Prudent or Paranoid ? - Have radio transmissions doomed Man ? » 2005-03-11 15:25:58

The main mistake all of the "aliens will be peaceful/mature/whatever" side of the argument is making is that they seem to be assuming that ALL members of an alien species will not view it as beneficial to wipe out humanity. Whether the aliens as a whole are violent or not is entirely immaterial. All you need is an alien Osama or General Jack D. Ripper to unleash hell.

That makes

Third. As sentience spreads out from a central point of origin, due to the immense distances and communication lags involved, political control will only extend so far.

more a liability than any help. You only need *one* small group of aliens with vastly superior technology to annihilate large numbers of comparative primitives such as ourselves. Call it the Law of Cortez, because it's the main danger.

It's human nature to unconsciously assume that individuals in a foreign culture act as a monolithic mass. We've largely managed to remember this isn't true - on Earth - but we really need to remember that aliens will be just as contentious a lot, and have their own factions, internal struggles, religious disputes/fundies, and the like.

#130 Re: Not So Free Chat » Apropos of Nothing *4* » 2005-03-09 16:44:38

Did you taste the KFC as you were eating it?  Taste and smell are supposedly very rare in dreams.  Can only recall a few times myself, and I dream almost every night.

I remember the taste of the coke I was drinking, and I certainly smelled the chicken, so both senses were definitely going. I think that all your senses in dreams are usually 'on', and you simply don't remember smell or taste unless something memorably good or bad smelling/tasting occurs in the dream, just like you actually dream several times *every* night, but most people are unaware of them.

Oh, Cobra, I'm sorry for distracting your ninjas, but there was the horde of undead to think about. big_smile

#131 Re: Not So Free Chat » Apropos of Nothing *4* » 2005-03-09 13:09:35

By the way, if you can remember your dreams in some detail, more than a few minuts of waking up, you are not sleeping properly, since dreams are an expression of your mind's reorganizing itself after the preceeding period of wakefulness. (I thought that was understood by one and all, by now.)

You either aren't sleeping right, or have a very, very good memory, or have trained yourself to immediately review your dreams in their entirety upon waking, when they're still fresh in your mind - in which case you won't forget the dreams, period.

If something happens which forces me to get up and move immediately for some reason, I don't remember my dreams, otherwise, I remember them as well as I remember my waking actions and for about as long. That's due to immediate review of the dreams in question. Last night's slate of dreams included a costume party, a quiz contest, driving around in my car and eating Kentucky Fried Chicken, and arguing with some guy about the load-distributing hitch on his car and whether it could handle a particular U-Haul trailer or not. As you can see, not very interesting compared to the ninja/undead grudge match from four days ago.

I am aware that the current explanation for dreams is that they involve the reorganization and assimilation of varius thoughts, experiences, and memories accumulated over the previous period of wakefulness. The reason that I said:

I'm holding with the theory that a good number of your dreams are wholly random beyond any ability to rationalize. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

is because I do keep track of what I'm dreaming of, and I also know what I was doing/thinking the previous day, and there is generally little or no correlation. Instead, the dreams tend to follow particular themes independent of what I'm doing in 'waking life', with dreams that can be identifiably tied to real world events or issues only occurring when I'm stressed out. I'm discounting dreams where I realized I fell asleep, of course, because you can control the dreams when you do that.  :laugh:

As for why I do that, call me crazy if you want, but I figure I spend a good chunk of my life asleep, so I damn well want to remember what's happening during it. big_smile

#132 Re: Not So Free Chat » Apropos of Nothing *4* » 2005-03-05 18:01:29

Yeah, dreams are weird like that, there's some sort of hypnotic effect that makes you want to suspend disbelief at whatever's happening in them, no matter how outlandish. I had a completely unrealistic dream last night, one that was like the plot of a really bad Hong Kong martial arts flick (ninjas-versus-undead battle royale, rated R for ridiculous violence) and yet somehow this did not trigger the I-am-dreaming realization that I often get in dreams. There's some sort of strong suppression of reality going on in the brain somewhere. Either that or I accidentally got Cobra's dream or something.

I am curious where the heck such weird dream subject matter came from, though. I've heard the theory that dreams involve the days event's somehow, but I don't remember any ninjas or undead hordes or enormous kung-fu battles happening yesterday, and those aren't the kinds of things you'd forget. Bad martial arts or horror movies aren't even something I like or watch, so...

I'm holding with the theory that a good number of your dreams are wholly random beyond any ability to rationalize. It's the only explanation that makes sense.  :laugh:

#133 Re: Not So Free Chat » You're a 1st martian Settler II - Continued from the previous madness » 2005-03-04 23:53:37

"Very well," Trebuchet said, while standing on a table in the TempleBar after one too many shots of rather strong Martian vodka. "If the rabbit-lovers of the underground won't come to negotiate with us, we'll go pick them up. At rabbitpoint," he clarified.

"They're underwater!" one of the TempleBar patrons said. Whether it was a regular or one of Lord Vlork's heavily armed, white-armored 'diplomats' wasn't immediately obvious and wasn't much of an issue anyways - Trebuchet's heavily armed and even more heavily intoxicated bar regulars were, man (or woman) for man almost as good as actual soldiers, and far more unpredictable.

Trebuchet frowned, having forgotten that little detail due to the excesses of a week-long Happy Hour. "We'll build a submarine! The first submarine on Mars! And it will bring the negotiators from the Hellas basin!"

This was met by scattered applause, several rounds for the house, and a large number of people trying to sneak out without paying their bills. It would remain to be seen whether a submarine could actually be built and used without killing all aboard, but such issues are triflingly minor to Martians. After all, they had survived mutant rabbits, bad food, more rabbits, Yu Knights, more rabbits, and more Yu Knights... come to think of it, there was a distressing regularity to the dangers of Mars, and they all had a single source.

#134 Re: Not So Free Chat » You're a 1st martian Settler II - Continued from the previous madness » 2005-03-04 14:00:00

With several hundred negotiators from Vlorkia crowding the bar, Trebuchet desperately hoped that the people in the Hellas basin would send *somebody*, or else he might have the mother of all bar fights on his hands. He fired off several more emails to the colonists hidden under Hellas, promising free drinks and gambling chips.

#135 Re: Not So Free Chat » You're a 1st Marsian Settler » 2005-03-03 21:55:55

Trebuchet saw the clouds of war gathering over Mars. Sadly, they would bring only bloodshed and not precious water... although he supposed that blood might help in the terraforming project as well. "Note to self," he wrote on a bar napkin, "send case of Phobos Red to scientists in exchange for study on blood in Mart. terraforming." Satisfied, he tacked the note to the wall behind the bar and then returned to his briefly interrupted wailign about the coming war. Chaos and bloodshed were bad for business, no matter how many battle-scarred veterans came in after the shooting stopped for beer and rabbit stew. "Why couldn't we all just get along and declare war on Earth, like we should?"

He brightened. "Hmm, why shouldn't we?" He turned the bar over to his employees for a few minutes and drafted a few messages on the computer in the back. "To Lord Vlork, Dark Lord of Mars, Prophet of Doom ™, Scourge of Rabbits, Destroyer of the Yu Knights, etc, etc..." (He really needs to cut down on the titles, trebuchet thought)"... and to the leaders of the settlements in the caves of Hellas and whomever else it may concern. The TempleBar of Chryse Planitia cordially invite you to a summit meeting under flag of truce, to discuss differences of opinion, matters of mutual import - and enjoy the finest distilled spirits and beers on Mars at Mars's only sports bar. indigeonous religious temple complex, and rabbit racing track, complete with 24' satellite dish recieving over 200 Earth channels! Sincerely, Trebuchet.

He nodded in satisfaction and sent the email over all open channels. At one stroke, he had opened diplomatic negotiations AND bought lots of free publicity... all in a day's work! NOw he only had to make sure that his insurance was paid up before both sides arrived, and also make sure that the air filters were keeping the cocaine in the dust storm *outside* of the TempleBar.

#136 Re: Not So Free Chat » Demotivation - Enjoy the links » 2005-03-02 14:41:02

I've been a fan of Demotivators since they first popped up... which was several years back. I think I was first aware of them in 1999 or 2000, something like that. My favorite is the one with the Titanic sinking and the message "Your only purpose in life may be to serve as a warning for others".

#137 Re: Not So Free Chat » The life of Joe Republican - Unseen benefits of government » 2005-02-27 20:01:46

What 'Civil War'? You guys are all talk. Get a house of Congress back or maybe the Presidency and then you might be strong enough for us to take you seriously.  big_smile

#138 Re: Not So Free Chat » You're a 1st Marsian Settler » 2005-02-27 14:53:53

Trebuchet looked up from wiping down his counter after the Rabbitfest and glanced at the telescreen. It showed the dust storms forming up over Mad Lord Vlork's hermit kingdom, and projected that the path of the storm would continue over the town.

"It's just another dust storm," he muttered, "We've survived plenty... so why do I have this suspicious feeling?"

A mug banged down at the other end of the bar. "Hey, barkeep, another round of Phobos Red!" one of the semi-drunken patrons shouted.

His mind back on business, Treb momentarily forgot about the dust storm, Mad Lord Vlork, and the mysterious mountain of salt or whatever that the cultists had amassed in the sandy wastes. But the feeling of unease remained.

#139 Re: Not So Free Chat » The life of Joe Republican - Unseen benefits of government » 2005-02-27 14:46:43

They understand and don't comment. If I saw that bumper sticker, I'd have rolled my eyes and thought, "Oh, another leftist idiot making 'cute' statements" and blown you off.

As far as BWhite's post goes, the same thought applies.

#140 Re: Not So Free Chat » The epitome of laziness - what, the phone is too much work? » 2005-02-25 13:13:58

http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/]Pizza for Players

There is such as thing as being too deep into the game, and gamers refer to it as 'Evercrack' for a reason. If you have a friend who uses this 'feature' of the game, please, get them help. Or steal their pizza while they're distracted, if you're not into that 'niceness' thing.

#141 Re: Science, Technology, and Astronomy » Oceanic Exploration:  A Revolution - ::Aquanauts:: » 2005-02-24 23:29:31

Hey, that $395/night one isn't exactly breaking the bank, you know. When you consider the hotel/tickets/miscellaneous expenses it's going to be ballpark in the same area as a trip to Disney World, maybe a bit more expensive.

#142 Re: Science, Technology, and Astronomy » Oceanic Exploration:  A Revolution - ::Aquanauts:: » 2005-02-22 23:58:19

I believe that there is a hotel underwater in the Keys you can visit as well - it's not as deep as Aquarius, though. (sounds of frantic googling) Correct, it exists - only $395 per night, too. Interesting.

http://www.jul.com/overnight.html]http: … night.html

#143 Re: Martian Politics and Economy » Living on mars. - Would you personally live on Mars? » 2005-02-22 23:49:26

The governments of the world basically made sure that Antarctica is off-limits to human colonization, which is why only some scientific teams are there harassing the penguins.

As for...

Who would you want to give up your comfortable lives on this very beautifull planet and go to a planet many times more hostile then Antartica? I mean there are hardly people living on Antartica now, so what makes Mars more special?

This question is quite easy to answer: the people who want to leave either find this planet not beautiful, not comfortable, or both. Or they want a chance to build their own place, or they don't like a lot of their fellow earthlings for whatever reason. They might simply feel that the Earth is going to go up in nuclear fire or whatever someday. There are plenty of good reasons to want to get off Earth. As for "Why Mars?", it's probably because it's a combination of it being comparatively close and nonhostile. I mean, if you could build some sort of warp-drive spacecraft able to cross light years in a flash, people would go looking further afield for less hostile worlds, but since we can't, and Mars is reasonably good and within reach, it's what's available.

Now, were you to be able to build home-built spacecraft sturdy enough to reach Mars - a kind of modern-day Conestoga Wagon - I think you'd be amazed at the number of people willing to head out from Earth to Mars or the asteroids. There are a lot of restless people missing the frontier out there...

#144 Re: Not So Free Chat » Intarweb sigs - Share your favorites! » 2005-02-22 21:10:23

Heh

People who see both sides of every issue aren't open-minded, they're schizophrenic

#145 Re: Not So Free Chat » Liger Born in Siberian Zoo » 2005-02-19 01:49:34

Real ligers do look like that, the male ones, anyways - they have a raggy version of the lion's mane, and those paler tripes with blotches towards the tail.

Here, look at this liger in the US: http://www.sierrasafarizoo.com/animals/liger.htm]LIGER

#146 Re: Not So Free Chat » Liger Born in Siberian Zoo » 2005-02-18 16:06:43

Actually, such hybrids are not unknown, and, in fact, happen semifrequently in zoos. They don't happen in the wild because of non-overlap between tiger and lion territories. Such hybrids are generally sterile (think of the liger as a feline mule) and display their massive size because of synergistic effects - in lions, female lions suppress the size/growth of the cub in vitro, whereas male lions provide promoter genes for growth (or something like that, I'm not a biologist). In tigers its the other way around. So male lions and female tigers have really *big* cubs, which grow into really *big* felines. If the parents were the other way around, creating a hybrid called a tigon, it would be smaller than the parent species.

#147 Re: Not So Free Chat » Everyday morality - Filesharing? » 2005-02-18 14:26:10

I look forward to the first Open Source Pistol.  big_smile

Edit: But law enforcement is going to be pretty unhappy about it.

#148 Re: Intelligent Alien Life » you can count out the other side of the galaxy, - for the existence of technological civil » 2005-02-18 01:26:36

To be honest, making assumptions about what kind of things an advanced civilization could or couldn't do is a pointless exercise in self-deception. If we knew exactly what the future would hold, it would already be here.

But more on-topic, the article says that it *might* destroy all life on Earth if it had happened 10 light years away. We can pretend that the scientist quoted underestimated the lethality by half, so that the lethal distance is 20 light years; that makes a 'death zone' of ~33523 cubic lightyears. This sounds like a lot, until you consider that within the same 20 ly bubble from our sun, there are only 127 stars out of 100,000,000,000 in the galaxy.  Not really much of a threat....

#149 Re: Not So Free Chat » Everyday morality - Filesharing? » 2005-02-18 00:01:31

When Fannie Mae needs money to give to homebuyers, they bundle a bunch of mortgages together, then chop the bundle into lots of small bonds purchaseable by the average investor, because only a tiny percentage of private investors could handle the financial burden of an entire mortgage at once.

The information economy has the *opposite* problem: the marginal cost of any one program is too low to make worthwhile. I suggest running the process in reverse. Instead of charging some fixed amount per song or album, if I were running Sony Music or something, I'd bundle piles of songs together - say, all rock and roll - and charge a monthly fee, say $9.99, for the right to download that music from a company website. As much music as they want, whenever they want. Give them a card that gets them discounts to concerts and band-related merchandise for bands with a Sony Music label. People will legally download the music for a fair market value, for the most part. Part of the problem with music piracy is that people feel ripped off paying $15-20 for a $.50 CD. They wouldn't mind if Sony lets them download as much or as little as possible, and the bandwidth would be cheap or free (How free? Imagine if Sony is smart, and offers free or reduced price music subscription to people who mirror a certain number of music files for them. Considering how many people *upload* those pirated music files, there's potential).

That would work for music, or ebooks, or movies, because content providing companies have a wide variety of products to sell and can efficiently bundle them. For software and such, though, it wouldn't work, something else would have to be thought up.

#150 Re: Not So Free Chat » Jeff Gannon - The growing story » 2005-02-17 22:48:29

They just happen to be engaging in petty revenge against a petty reporter. :laugh: Normally I'd view that sort of behavior with a dim view, but considering the kind of snarky, spiteful stuff Dowd has ladled on Bush from 2000 onwards, I'm granting them a pass, just as I'd have granted Clinton a pass if he stiffed Matt Drudge, if Drudge had asked for a pass.

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